No, Not Spongebob!!


Sung to the TV theme… parody words by Mark Graban

“Who’s covered in lead and lives under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Whose China-made goods may endanger your kids?
Spongebob! Squarepants!

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If dangerous journals be something you wish
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Then source it from China along with dangerous fish
Spongebob! Squarepants!

China Lead Paint! China Lead Paint! China Lead Paint!

China…. Lead Paint!

More quality problems, when will it end?

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Since reports that some Chinese products are unsafe, China has defended the quality of its exports and pledged to improve controls.

American business leaders and importers also need to take responsibility, as this cartoon explains.

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Mark Graban's passion is creating a better, safer, more cost effective healthcare system for patients and better workplaces for all. Mark is a consultant, author, and speaker in the "Lean healthcare" methodology. He is author of the Shingo Award-winning books Lean Hospitals and Healthcare Kaizen, as well as The Executive Guide to Healthcare Kaizen. His most recent project is an book titled Practicing Lean that benefits the Louise H. Batz Patient Safety Foundation, where Mark is a board member. Mark is also the VP of Improvement & Innovation Services for the technology company KaiNexus.


  1. Neutron Jerk says

    Maybe there should be a contest or betting pool for what the next “safety warning” from china will be, what product or what industry.

    First prize is a Spongebob toy.

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