Gemba Claus Is Comin’ to Town: A Lean Christmas Song Parody

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Here's a musical holiday treat for my regular Lean Blog readers and podcast listeners, a song parody, initially released in 2009, and then remastered a bit in 2022.

This Lean Christmas song parody plays on familiar improvement concepts like gemba, kaizen, flow, and SMED, reimagined through the lens of a classic holiday tune. It's meant as lighthearted fun–but also as a reminder that Lean thinking is about observing work, improving processes, and reducing frustration, not just following rules.

“Gemba Claus is Comin' to Town”


Lean thinking has its own vocabulary–words like gemba, kaizen, flow, SMED, and root cause. For people immersed in continuous improvement, these terms are second nature. For everyone else, they can sound like jargon.

This song parody is meant to poke gentle fun at that reality while celebrating what Lean is really about: paying attention to how work actually happens, fixing what slows people down, and continuously improving how value is delivered to customers.

Set to the tune of a familiar Christmas classic, “Gemba Claus Is Comin' to Town” reimagines Lean concepts in a playful, memorable way. It's not meant as a lesson plan–but it does reflect real improvement ideas that show up every day in Lean organizations.


Lyrics: “Gemba Claus Is Comin' to Town”

Lyrics by Mark Graban
Performance by Steve Sholtes

Oh, you'd better watch out
You'd better kaizen
You'd better not pout, I'm tellin' ya then
Gemba Claus is comin' to town

He's making a list
Just checking it once
Doin' it twice would waste a whole bunch
Gemba Clause is comin' to town

He sees you when you're waitin'
He knows when your work flows
He knows if changeovers are too long
So do SMED  for goodness sake

Oh, you'd watch out
You'd better not pause
You'd better not pout
Find the real root cause
Gemba Claus is comin' to Town!

For voiceover work, music, or more, you can contact Steve via his website, www.stevesholtes.com.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!


About the Song

I originally wrote this parody in 2009 as a lighthearted holiday gift for LeanBlog readers and podcast listeners. It was later remastered in 2022, but the underlying themes haven't changed.

Lean ideas often stick best when they're shared through stories, humor, and examples people can remember. A song parody lowers the barrier to engagement–especially around the holidays–while still reinforcing ideas like observing work at the gemba, reducing delays, and addressing root causes instead of symptoms.


Why This Still Matters (2025)

Even today, Lean is sometimes misunderstood as a set of tools, buzzwords, or rules to enforce. In reality, Lean is a way of thinking–one that emphasizes learning, curiosity, and respect for people.

Humor plays a useful role in that learning. It helps people remember ideas, question assumptions, and see the absurdity of applying concepts without understanding their purpose.

If this song makes you smile and reminds you that improvement should make work better for people–not just more controlled–then it's doing its job.

If you're working to build a culture where people feel safe to speak up, learn from problems, and improve every day, I'd be glad to help. Let's talk about how to strengthen psychological safety and continuous improvement in your organization.


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Mark Graban
Mark Graban is an internationally-recognized consultant, author, and professional speaker, and podcaster with experience in healthcare, manufacturing, and startups. Mark's latest book is The Mistakes That Make Us: Cultivating a Culture of Learning and Innovation, a recipient of the Shingo Publication Award. He is also the author of Measures of Success: React Less, Lead Better, Improve More, Lean Hospitals and Healthcare Kaizen, and the anthology Practicing Lean, previous Shingo recipients. Mark is also a Senior Advisor to the technology company KaiNexus.

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  1. thanks for sharing Mark. Here is one written by Dr. Fine at Group Health.

    A Lean Christmas

    T’was the night before Christmas, and down on The Gemba

    Group Health is Leaner than we ever rememba

    Our leaders are nestled all snug in their beds

    While visions of Standard Work dance through their heads

    Dyad partner and I Huddle daily to Fish

    Continuous Improvement our big holiday wish.

    We’d just settled our brains for some real A3 Thinking

    When

    From an RPIW there arose such a clatter

    (We wish they’d produce more ideas and less chatter)

    We flew like a flash to the latest Report-0ut

    To see what new work we’d now have to sort out

    What to our wondering eyes did appear

    But a Pacesetting Sensei—without one reindeer!

    Our Sensei was ever so lively and quick

    But he surely was nothing like good old St. Nick

    He made us feel Leaner than ever before

    He whistled and shouted Lean teachings galore:

    “Now Kaizen, now Kanban

    Now Value Stream Mapping

    On Muda and Mura

    And Minimal Staffing!”

    To the top of the Hedis score GHP will be shining

    Our Dashboard tachometers will all be red-lining!

    And then in a twinkling (even faster than that)

    Down the chimney our Sensei came with a Splat!

    He was dressed all in saffron from his cowel to his sandels

    He leaned on a cane of Toyotabrake handles

    A bundle of Lean tools was flung on his back

    An Air Traffic Controller and Lean maniac!

    His 5-Whys—how they sparkled! His A3—how downtown!

    His 5S was 3 Actuals walking fast from a Burndown!

    He had a Lean face and a sunken in belly

    When he laughed nothing shook like a bowlful of jelly

    He was, nonetheless, a right jolly old fox

    As Level as any Heijunka Box

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work

    And pulled on that ol’ Andon Cord with a jerk!

    Outcome Measured Production then ground to a halt

    That cord-pulling Sensei was sure worth his salt

    Then, laying his finger aside of his nose

    It was Just in Time—up the chimney he rose

    And I heard him exclaim as he Process Walked out of sight

    “Our Fat Years** are over—the Lean start tonight!”

    Copyright Alan Fine, MD, 2010

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