Weird Al’s Hilarious “Mission Statement” Song & Video Mocks Corporate Buzzwords

“Weird Al” Yanokvic skewers corporate buzzwords in this new song and music video.

He also skewers the now-tired “hand writing on a white board” style of corporate videos, which I think is even more brilliant of him.

There are a few somewhat Lean-related buzzwords in the video… the last one looks like it has PDSA cycles drawn there :-)

Screen Shot 2014-07-24 at 5.39.34 AM

Screen Shot 2014-07-24 at 5.40.41 AM

Screen Shot 2014-07-24 at 5.41.42 AM

Funny stuff!

It’s a little known fact that, during a dry spell in Weird Al’s career, that he wrote a line of corporate parody songs for target markets like Lean and Six Sigma.

Songs included:

  • Lean It (parody of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”)
  • Girls Just Wanna Kaizen (parody of Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”)
  • My Six Sigma (parody of The Knack’s “My Sharona”)
  • Born to PDSA (parody of Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”)
  • What’s Root Cause Go to Do With It? (parody of Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got to Do With It”)
  • 5S Paradise (parody of Coolio’s “Gangster’s Paradise)
  • Smells Like Six Sigma (parody of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”)
  • Pretty Fly for a Sensei (parody of The Offspring’s “Pretty Fly for a White Guy”)

OK, I made that all up. What Lean or Six Sigma parody songs would you write? Leave a comment to post your idea…

Thanks for reading! I’d love to hear your thoughts. Please scroll down to post a comment (or click through to the blog if you’re reading via email or RSS).

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...
Please consider leaving a comment or sharing this post via social media.

Mark Graban's passion is creating a better, safer, more cost effective healthcare system for patients and better workplaces for all. Mark is a consultant, author, and speaker in the "Lean healthcare" methodology. He is author of the Shingo Award-winning books Lean Hospitals and Healthcare Kaizen, as well as The Executive Guide to Healthcare Kaizen. His most recent project is an eBook titled Practicing Lean that benefits the Louise H. Batz Patient Safety Foundation, where Mark is a board member. Mark is also the VP of Improvement & Innovation Services for the technology company KaiNexus.

Posted in: Blog
Tags: , , ,

10 Comments on "Weird Al’s Hilarious “Mission Statement” Song & Video Mocks Corporate Buzzwords"

Trackback | Comments RSS Feed

  1. Thank you for the entertaining post. I wish Weird Al would record Calibration (parody of Kool and the Gang’s “Celebration”).
    Daniel Zrymiak recently posted..Linking To TalentMy Profile

  2. Mark Graban

    From Brian Buck via

    “You Gotta Fight (For Your Right) to Kaizen”

    A parody of the Beastie Boys, of course.

    Mark Graban recently posted..A Survey Would Show 83% of Surveys about Lean Healthcare are Dubious?My Profile

  3. Brian Kerr says:

    Who can forget that timeless ode to standard work, “Repeat It”?
    Brian Kerr recently posted..Problems and solutionsMy Profile

  4. Mark Graban

    The song “Sensei” would be a parody of Weird Al’s song “Ricky” which is a parody of Toni Basil’s song “Mickey.”

    Oh Sensei, you’re so fine
    You’re so fine, you blow my mind
    Hey Sensei…. Hey Sensei…

  5. Mark Graban

    A parody of the great Pat Benatar song “Shadows of the Night”:

    We’re making shadowboards tonight,
    So baby 5s that cart, it’ll be all right
    Surrender all excess tools to me tonight
    They’ll profit in the end….
    Mark Graban recently posted..Picking on the PICK ChartMy Profile

  6. Chad Walters Chad Walters

    Turning Japanese!
    Chad Walters recently posted..ASQ Quality in Athletics: A Call to ActionMy Profile

  7. Brian Buck

    Don’t forget Queen’s hit “Bohemian Nemawashi”
    Brian Buck recently posted..Test Beliefs Against DataMy Profile

  8. Janet says:

    This is funny because it also spoofs CSN, probably the most anti-corporate group ever.

Post a Comment

CommentLuv badge