"Siren Song": Enjoy Increased Confidence and Satisfaction with Wonderware
This post may be shameless about poking fun at a real software product, but I couldn’t resist:
Make better business decisions faster
Achieve increased profitability
Drive operational improvements
Substantially decrease total cost of ownership
Standardize best practices
Confidently meet delivery dates
Correct product quality variations
Enjoy increased income with consistently satisfied customers
Take a proactive approach to production and performance management
Align your business objectives and manufacturing operations
With Wonderware… the total automation and information software solution.
These are actual excerpts from a full page ad for “Wonderware” in the December issue of “Managing Automation” magazine. The html version: http://www.wonderware.com/ad/ppm/
Is it just me, or does Wonderware sound like something that Victoria’s Secret would stock?